So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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