mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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