she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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