How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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