I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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