Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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