he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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