This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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