Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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