I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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