I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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