you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
