hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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