I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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