I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
It was confusing and full of hummus
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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