OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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