maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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