We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My vagina just clenched in fear
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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