Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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