marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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