the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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