Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I will be naked everywhere
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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