What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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