5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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