i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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