Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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