We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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