did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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