You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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