Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
