it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Damn victory sex feels great
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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