i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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