Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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