ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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