Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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