I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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