So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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