Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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