How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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