All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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