I wish I only lived at night.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
