Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
There's always time for handjobs
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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