Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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