I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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