think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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