Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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