oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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