Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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