weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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