i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
