i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
