Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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