what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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