When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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