i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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